Every day--as Frankie the Troll Slayer--me stand ready to command the WoofPack and protect my family and friendlies from pain-inflicting trolls. They want to invade the mind, body, and spirit spreading darkness along with all the pains. But the Woofers strive to share the light and help humans find comfort, hope, and joy! Hoo!
Unexpectedly, the other day me woke up and was sluggish and could barely lift my feets. When trying to breathe me felt like I was underwater; Mom said I was struggling to breathe even in my sleep!
Hey, them trolls somehow sneaked in and messed with my heart! So now, me have first-hand experience with painful pain. Me confident that this just makes me stronger and better able to help those challenged by the mean ol' hurts!
With evil trolls, we have options: kick them in the knees, stomp on 'em, or bite their stinking butts! >Snap!< Ha ha!
Remember Frankie (and the WoofPack Warriors) Take A Bite Out Of Pain. Join us! And for answers to any questions you might have--go to FAQ
Unexpectedly, the other day me woke up and was sluggish and could barely lift my feets. When trying to breathe me felt like I was underwater; Mom said I was struggling to breathe even in my sleep!
Hey, them trolls somehow sneaked in and messed with my heart! So now, me have first-hand experience with painful pain. Me confident that this just makes me stronger and better able to help those challenged by the mean ol' hurts!
With evil trolls, we have options: kick them in the knees, stomp on 'em, or bite their stinking butts! >Snap!< Ha ha!
Remember Frankie (and the WoofPack Warriors) Take A Bite Out Of Pain. Join us! And for answers to any questions you might have--go to FAQ
